So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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