awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
