Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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