fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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