A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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