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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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