bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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