I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
