Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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