She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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