But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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