also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
last night I used snow as a chaser
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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