That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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