Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we're making bets on your personal life
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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