with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
there was a trapeze. enough said
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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