Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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