Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i barfeds in our rink
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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