Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
BRING THE BAGELS
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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