GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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