I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize