that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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