: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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