He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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