Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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