I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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