Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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