Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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