She's JV to your varsity
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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