he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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