I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Randomize
