He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Acid is not a monday night drug
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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