After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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