K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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