I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
