It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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