There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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