Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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