Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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