I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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