Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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