So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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