I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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