It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Randomize
