He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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