I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
