I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
it's great music for shaving your balls
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
