GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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