Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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