im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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