I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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