Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
