thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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