Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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