This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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