You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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