I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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