Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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